When I was pregnant, I signed up for all those websites that everyone suggested for useful advice and chat forums with other mums. Although I don’t read them as much, when I do, there is always a thread titled “You know you’re a mum when”. I came up with a good handful of answers to this questions!
I asked a number of the blog readers how they would finish that sentence and here is a sample of the replies:
“You’ve spent all day walking around with baby porridge on your jeans and not noticed!”
“You run towards projectile vomit instead of running away like any normal person!!”
“You moan you want a few hours off, then when you do get them, you spend the whole time talking about your baby!”